Makeup Reviews (throughout my life)

Eyeliner:

Claire's Liquid Eyeliner ☆☆/☆☆☆☆☆

Baby's first eyeliner. Probably would've worked better if I'd known how to use it, but still -- shallow, dries quickly. However, the brush, if I recall correctly, is pretty easy to get used to.

Elf Liquid Eyeliner ☆☆/☆☆☆☆☆

It's cheap, and you can tell. This being said, I've seen it compared to Wet 'n Wild's ever-reliable (well, not anymore, they fucking changed it) liquid liner. To each their own, but to me, just like the Claire's type: it was dry, flaky. The brush, again, is nice.

Wet 'n Wild Liquid Eyeliner (Then) ☆☆☆☆/☆☆☆☆☆

My life and my soul -- not too matte, not too shiny. Smooth, with an accessible brush. Not messy, but not flaky and dry. I only rated it 4 stars because they discontinued it. And like that, my life was ruined. There's no point in even reviewing this one, don't get your hopes up. You'll never find a quality eyeliner for less than $20 ever, ever again. 

Wet 'n Wild Liquid Eyeliner (Now) ☆☆/☆☆☆☆☆

A low quality picture for a low quality product. The brush is not that much different, but enough that it's not great for lovers of the past product. Goes on bumpy, comes off flaky. I use the dark brown for the end of my eyebrows. That's about it. 

Essence Liquid Eyeliner ☆☆☆/☆☆☆☆☆

For this eyeliner, the brush is really difficult -- so I dip my old Wet 'n Wild brush in and cry for a minute before applying this eyeliner. I rated it 3 stars despite the brush quality, considering my own inability to apply eyeliner I'm not used to and that Essence is pretty good. Like my old favorite, this eyeliner is matte (but not too matte) and normally not too flaky. Upon further research, it appears that Essence has an eyeliner with a better brush that I'm gonna be excited to use. If it still exists.

Palettes:

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i love u i love u ilove u

You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.

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September 24, 1996

I love to watch a dick slamming in and out of a cunt or an asshole. The only way T.V. could enhance Wendy’s is if it was confined to a showing non-stop hardcore pornography without sound. No ridiculous assertion of plot or personality. Just the real pleasure of lacking language. Just a reassuring view of the signifier itself and it finds its way to its ancient hiding place in broad daylight.

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u really love me

it makes u feel excited, even if its never

the way it seems

we are going to get out

Be With Me, 2005

Your Existing Situation Is pretty laid-back and is able to act calm in almost any situation. she enjoys feeling relaxed and to be in the company of her friends and family. Your Stress Sources "Needs to meet people who have the same high principals and values as himself, but finds the need unfulfilled. her need to feel dominate and superior leaves her feeling isolated and does not allow for her to give freely of himself. she would like to surrender and let go, but sees that as a weakness she must not give in to. Holding back will allow her to stand out for the crowd and earn a higher status, recognized by others as unique and important." Your Restrained Characteristics Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation. "Believes her hopes and dreams are realistic, but needs reassurance from others. Has strict standards when looking for a partner and wants guarantees that she will not be disappointed or lose." Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation. Your Desired Objective "Always trying to make a good impression on others, and is constantly watching to see if she is succeeding in this. Is interested in how others react to him; this makes her feel in control. Strategically plans out ways to gain further influence over others and special recognition. Is easily distracted by the pleasingly beautiful and original." Your Actual Problem "Impressed by unique and one of a kind things, and by people with exceptional personalities. Tries to takes the characteristics she likes in other people and apply it to herself as well as coming across as a unique individual."

sext to an alien

i want u to rip off my skin and play with it like play-doh and take out my right eye switch it with urs; i wanna see what u see. it's better when u don't say anything. paint roses with my blood on the walls - rip out my teeth and make jewelry. ARE U GOOD? ARE UOK? stop!! don't go back.. take me with u

manic bi-monthly newsletter

hey everybody, it's me again. still dead inside - always
what did i think i was missing?
waste of time, waste of space
do you like me? is that what i want?
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the truth feels ok, for a little while
can we run away? is it real out there?
i'm dreaming,im dreaming
go back to bed



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