it's hard 2 get into the christmas spirit without the idea of santa looming over u everyday, so here is my personal reference for christmassy things
my christmas playlist
underrated christmas movies: (who knows if theyre underrated i haven't watched them. i'm just TIRED of the same movies every year, u know?!)
merry christmas mr lawrence (???????? it has david bowie)
little match girl
santa company
nutcracker fantasy
white christmas
christmas in august
the tower
christmas christmas
santa claus is a stinker
happy erotic christmas
the christmas angel
2046
rare exports
fanny and alexander
black christmas
miracle: devil claus' love and magic
komaneko christmas (kind of an anime special but the original is a movie too so whatever)
tokyo godfathers
christmas games: (some of these are kinda campy but all cute at the same time)
the christmas story
holiday hijinks
the yule fabulous
wish upon a christmas
on the eve of xmas
christmas sweaters
mikumiku date xmas
christmas eve memories
anton's vacation
christmas
secret santa
the christmas question
a tsundere carol
anime christmas specials: (i plan to watch a ton even if i don't even watch the anime i just love seeing anime girls in christmas hats, so much)
itsudatte my santa
the disappearance of haruhi suzumiya
chuunibyou
mermaid melody
lucky star
gintama
chocotto sister
ef: a tale of memories
azumanga daioh
vandread
mahoromatic
cardcaptor sakura
honey and clover
toradora
tokyo mew mew
baka to test
kiss x sis
usagi drops
winter garden
love hina (look at htose fucking girls)
guilty crown
di gi charat
also, christmas hentai
Friday, December 4, 2015
rookie references
my friend has the rookie yearbook shit 1 and 3 and she said it was pretentious and problematic and all.. and yeah there was one pretentious and annoying article about the 27 club, but other than that it was CUTE! even if they had triggering pics of lena dunham. so now since i dont have $90 to buy all the yearbooks and i don't have the patience to read the entire yearbooks anyway i looked on their website and here's some nice stuff
idk cute thing
socks
halter top
earrings
gift guide
backpack
gift box
lip stain
toy necklace
hat
pillows
star necklace
skirtains
guides:
room decorating
forts
printables:
flip book
coloring pages
greeting cards
halloween coloring
cootie catcher
diy:
neon signidk cute thing
socks
halter top
earrings
gift guide
backpack
gift box
lip stain
toy necklace
hat
pillows
star necklace
skirtains
guides:
room decorating
forts
printables:
flip book
coloring pages
greeting cards
halloween coloring
cootie catcher
Friday, November 13, 2015
why not, sicko? (1)
11/28 - p.g.
I contacted all of her friends from high school. No one's talked to her in forever, it seems. I'm gonna try to have them write everything they know, up to the last time they spoke to her. Someone's gotta know where she is, right?
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Subject: RE: Sicko
User: sickostalker99@gmail.com*
to me
In high school, I (kinda?) knew a girl. Her name was [redacted], but everyone would call her Sicko. She'd picked up the nickname in middle school, from skipping school a lot. Everyone had to assume she wasn't sick that often, yet it still stuck. To an outsider, it sounds like an insult.. but to [redacted], it was a compliment. She liked being known, no matter what for. She was initially a shy girl, but at the same time she luxuriated in the spotlight.
She intrigued me. I know, I know, that's gonna make you cringe and all. But it's true. I mean, I wasn't in her friend group so naturally I hardly got to even hear her talk. Oh god, but when she did... she had a really nice voice, if I remember correctly. You agree, right, P? I'm not just being creepy. One time, I stumbled upon her YouTube channel and she had a video of her singing, and even though it was from when she was in, like, elementary school, it was pretty good. I bet she's just gotten even better over the years.
Alright, maybe the YouTube part was a little creepy. I had a really big crush on her, you know? It was a little irrational because I'd spoken to her, what, once or twice, but I mean, she was Sicko. She is Sicko, or at least I hope. When she dated that scumbag, [j.h.], in, like, 9th grade, I was so jealous. I didn't even know they knew each other. How could someone like her like someone like him? It didn't make any sense. I'm not even saying it out of spite, [j.h.] is a total douche who doesn't deserve even the scummiest girl in the world. And certainly not Sicko.
Then again, he was my friend. He had to know that I liked her, though... it was pretty obvious. What a good friend he was. I had to watch them kiss everyday, and even when we were near each other everyday she never looked at me. She was quiet. I expected her to open up more. I felt bad, thinking about her everyday while she belonged to my best friend. I would fantasize that someday we would all be hanging out and he would leave the room and she'd kiss me.
She seemed like the girl who wouldn't make a big deal out of it. She'd just kiss me and then back away, smiling. And it wouldn't be weird. And maybe eventually she'd do it again, and realize I'm who she really wants. But she never did. I was with him when he broke up with her. He called her and he put her on speaker. He was laughing at her. She was crying and screaming. For a girl who never showed much affection around him, or so it seemed, she was pretty upset.
He was a scumbag. I watched him kiss her worst enemy a couple of days later. I was pissed, but I couldn't say anything. He would say, "Why do you care so much? She was a bitch. What, you got a crush on Sicko?" I'd just sit there in silence. "Oh, fuck. You do. That's why you've been so fucking weird this past month. You know, you can have her. She's fucking weird, dude. She's a freak. She really is sick." I would want to know why, but I'd still sit there in silence.
I felt bad for her. When I saw her, she never looked at me. She would look at him, sometimes, but he wouldn't look at her. Eventually, he'd want her back but she'd already moved on. To another douchebag that would inevitably break her heart. Whatever. In due course, I got a girlfriend. She was great. She was beautiful and funny, my friends and family adored her, she was smart, ambitious, talented.. but she wasn't Sicko.
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* Emails changed for privacy purposes.
I contacted all of her friends from high school. No one's talked to her in forever, it seems. I'm gonna try to have them write everything they know, up to the last time they spoke to her. Someone's gotta know where she is, right?
....................................................
Subject: RE: Sicko
User: sickostalker99@gmail.com*
to me
In high school, I (kinda?) knew a girl. Her name was [redacted], but everyone would call her Sicko. She'd picked up the nickname in middle school, from skipping school a lot. Everyone had to assume she wasn't sick that often, yet it still stuck. To an outsider, it sounds like an insult.. but to [redacted], it was a compliment. She liked being known, no matter what for. She was initially a shy girl, but at the same time she luxuriated in the spotlight.
She intrigued me. I know, I know, that's gonna make you cringe and all. But it's true. I mean, I wasn't in her friend group so naturally I hardly got to even hear her talk. Oh god, but when she did... she had a really nice voice, if I remember correctly. You agree, right, P? I'm not just being creepy. One time, I stumbled upon her YouTube channel and she had a video of her singing, and even though it was from when she was in, like, elementary school, it was pretty good. I bet she's just gotten even better over the years.
Alright, maybe the YouTube part was a little creepy. I had a really big crush on her, you know? It was a little irrational because I'd spoken to her, what, once or twice, but I mean, she was Sicko. She is Sicko, or at least I hope. When she dated that scumbag, [j.h.], in, like, 9th grade, I was so jealous. I didn't even know they knew each other. How could someone like her like someone like him? It didn't make any sense. I'm not even saying it out of spite, [j.h.] is a total douche who doesn't deserve even the scummiest girl in the world. And certainly not Sicko.
Then again, he was my friend. He had to know that I liked her, though... it was pretty obvious. What a good friend he was. I had to watch them kiss everyday, and even when we were near each other everyday she never looked at me. She was quiet. I expected her to open up more. I felt bad, thinking about her everyday while she belonged to my best friend. I would fantasize that someday we would all be hanging out and he would leave the room and she'd kiss me.
She seemed like the girl who wouldn't make a big deal out of it. She'd just kiss me and then back away, smiling. And it wouldn't be weird. And maybe eventually she'd do it again, and realize I'm who she really wants. But she never did. I was with him when he broke up with her. He called her and he put her on speaker. He was laughing at her. She was crying and screaming. For a girl who never showed much affection around him, or so it seemed, she was pretty upset.
He was a scumbag. I watched him kiss her worst enemy a couple of days later. I was pissed, but I couldn't say anything. He would say, "Why do you care so much? She was a bitch. What, you got a crush on Sicko?" I'd just sit there in silence. "Oh, fuck. You do. That's why you've been so fucking weird this past month. You know, you can have her. She's fucking weird, dude. She's a freak. She really is sick." I would want to know why, but I'd still sit there in silence.
I felt bad for her. When I saw her, she never looked at me. She would look at him, sometimes, but he wouldn't look at her. Eventually, he'd want her back but she'd already moved on. To another douchebag that would inevitably break her heart. Whatever. In due course, I got a girlfriend. She was great. She was beautiful and funny, my friends and family adored her, she was smart, ambitious, talented.. but she wasn't Sicko.
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Wednesday, September 16, 2015
cute underwear and crying..a lot (love exposure review)
10/10 – love exposure – sion sono
A lot can be said about this 4 hour long, sacrilegious, tearjerking Japanese movie from the director of “Suicide Club”. First, I have to say that when I had originally heard of this movie, I thought it was your average romance movie which led to my disinterest. Although romance movies that aren’t made in Hollywood are a little better due to the lack of the same old potato-looking white actors and Nicholas Sparks stories, romance movies still hardly peaked my interest. The 3 hours and 57 minutes of runtime also likely made me turn my head. To say my impression filled with ignorance was incorrect would be an understatement.
Just thinking about the movie makes me want to cry into a jar and send it to the director. The movie has everything from gore to humor to lesbian schoolgirls. It’s long without ever having a dull moment. It’s funny without being cheesy. It’s sad without bumming me out so much that I feel like I need to watch an 80s comedy to bring me back to life. It’s religious without being pushy. It’s romantic without making me nauseous. It’s violent without, again, making me nauseous.
I went into this movie not knowing what to expect. I came out of this movie with tears streaming down my face, a feeling of accomplishment, a new crush, and a smile on my face, much like the ending of Cry-Baby. After seeing this movie, I feel like nothing else could compare. I’m filled with passion for nearly all of the characters, even ones in the background with no lines. The two real-life musician main actors bring their characters to life in a way I’ve never seen.
Hikari Mitsushima, a former member of Folder 5 and Folder, plays a man-hating grunge fan with daddy issues and a love for Jesus. Takahiro Nishijima, a member of AAA in his first movie role, plays a religious young boy also with daddy issues, wreaking havoc in the name of his father’s love, much like Shinji Ikari. Anything else I mention would ruin the magic a little bit. And it is just that; magical. This movie is an experience I recommend for everyone, and that includes your child, your future child, and your pet.
tennis skirts and tsunderes (imopara/imouto paradise review)
5.5/10 – imouto paradise – moonstone cherry
Alone in your house for the summer with your five little sisters while your parents are on vacation in who knows where? That’s the dream! While it’s arguable that incest is morally wrong, and wrong on many other levels, it’s also arguable that these girls are cute as hell. No matter how morally correct you feel you are at heart… I mean, look at them. Plus, you’re basically the only guy they know! The bond between a big brother and his imoutos can be so strong.
Alone in your house for the summer with your five little sisters while your parents are on vacation in who knows where? That’s the dream! While it’s arguable that incest is morally wrong, and wrong on many other levels, it’s also arguable that these girls are cute as hell. No matter how morally correct you feel you are at heart… I mean, look at them. Plus, you’re basically the only guy they know! The bond between a big brother and his imoutos can be so strong.
The game is a little long. According to its page on VNDB, it’s 10-30 hours. Since the game has no real plot and relies on weirdly initiated hentai scenes to get you through the end, it’s a little slow. However, you’re sure to expect that from just the cover alone, it’s no Kana Imouto.. or any other visual novel that has a seemingly enveloping plot. I wasn’t just referencing to the imoutos. Once you’re a few hours in, it’s kind of like, “When will it end?”
Of course, that’s coming from someone who probably doesn’t enjoy erotic visual novels the way one should. If you enjoy hours upon hours of sexual situations with your somewhat unstable little sisters initiated by peeing or reading or playing tennis, this is your game. If you have five little sisters and parents who like to travel, don’t get any ideas. The game doesn’t have much that other hentai games don’t, except for the twins. After playing the (whatever her name is) longer hair twin route, I’m honestly disappointed that there was no (SPOILER) threesome with them.
Again, though, that’s coming from someone who probably doesn’t enjoy erotic visual novels the way one should. If you have some free time or just need something cute/hot to fill your day, go get Imouto Paradise now! The sex scenes were very nicely animated. Also, Michika is any sane person’s dream girl.
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